DELIA: Oh, shes so stubborn, I just need more time. CHARLES: Because it hurts too much! BEETLEJUICE: Quick! I might have to get a little nasty. Those people just died, and you guys are clapping! Anthony King When Lydia calls on Beetlejuice to scare away her . About Press Copyright Contact us Creators Advertise Developers Terms Privacy Policy & Safety How YouTube works Test new features Press Copyright Contact us Creators . Now, go on girl, get out of here, you know youre free, go on, get out of here. Oh you dont have a handbook? BARBARA: I know. A ballad already? I got all the way to Howards store, and then Howard tells me their out of stock. Welcome to our model home. It is based on the 1988 film of the same name, directed by Tim Burton with story by Michael McDowell and Larry Wilson, about a deceased couple who try to haunt the new inhabitants of their former home and call help from a devious bio-exorcist ghost named Betelgeuse (pronounced . You died together. You know? BARBARA: WE'LL RATTLE CHAINS AND I DON'T KNOW! Keep it coming gentleman! Oldest trick in the book! (ADAM and BARBARA scream as BARBARAs hand is on fire.). . Devoted wife to Charles, beloved mother to Lydia. No he wont, youll just be dead. A few nights before she- before the end, Emily took my hand and said, I know you wanna fix it. Teeter played the role of Lydia in the hit musical, and her performance was nothing short of amazing. They look right through me! LYDIA: The ghosts who live here want you gone! She scratches that out. Well Im warning you because I got millions of em. MAITLANDS: BJ IS A GRADUATE OF JUILLIARD! Can you believe people actually lived here? Devoted wife to Charles, beloved mother to Lydia. And you heard what he said, any ghost can do that possession stuff. She needs stability. (BEETLEJUICE bursts in on the Sandworm.). ADAM: You know, hate is a very strong word. Classic Bait and Switch. Im his fifth wife! BEETLEJUICE: WHY GOD-SLASH-SATAN, DID YOU SEND THESE BED WETTERS? Thank God you didn't die in Italy.". Mr. Beetlejuice, since we met, you have pinched me, and groped me, and harassed me, sir, and I wanna tell you, in front of all these people, that it has worked! Im gonna say it! No one is like me! But the two of you can. So kinda like this. DELIA: Oh! EVEN IF YOU'RE BORN WITH CONGENITAL HEART DISEASE, AND YOU COULD BE KILLED BY A RANDOM SNEEZE, JUST GONNA RING THE BELL OF THIS CREEPY LOOKING HOUSE, AND I'M HERE TODAY TO SUPPORT THE GIRL SCOUTS BY SELLING COOKIES, GIRL SCOUT: WELL, I'VE GOT CHOCOLATE, BANANA AND OAT BRAN, PECAN, GIRL SCOUT: BUT, WE'RE REALLY NOT SUPPOSED TO, GIRL SCOUT: Dont worry! Let me ask you a question. BARBARA Oh, honey. DELIA: SHE IS A HURRICANE IN ALL KINDS OF WEATHER, LYDIA: MAMA IF YOU'RE LISTENING, DOESN'T THIS BLOW YOUR MIND, BUT SEEK A LITTLE STRANGER THAN USUAL AND YOU WILL FIND. 24m. However, we have dozens of other monologues that you can read. DELIA: No, I thought youd be proud of me for taking inititAHve. Were not like you! With an irreverent book, an astonishing set, and a score that . Lets get you finished! CHARLES: Do you hear that, Delia? YES! Now, heres the plan; I cant make the living say my name, but with a little help from me, those newlydeads can. To her dedication of maintaining her styled bangs to improving her school uniform with an extra black shirt, Lydia's a stark contrast to her parents' fussy styles, and Adam and Barbara's . BEETLEJUICE: So then, I was like Lets do this! Ill just ask Adam and Barbara. DELIA: AH! Maybe the most haunting thing about "Beetlejuice," the new musical version of the 1988 Tim Burton movie that is having its world premiere at the National Theatre, is the creepy feeling of . BARBARA: Thats so strange, Its not hot. For we do not walk alone." LYDIA: YOU'RE INVISIBLE WHEN YOU'RE SAD CLOCKS . Im a fraud! I am the once and forever, Miss Argentina! OO! Pluslearn to throw your voice! The production is scheduled to close on June 6 . JUNO: Anyone whose ever died is in there. BEETLEJUICE: Oh yeah right! I mean, not this, I dont think anyone could have predicted this. ADAM: Oh, dont worry, Im gonna have this crib ready before that baby gets here! Just put me in . I'm sure Dad will ruin it. (to audience.) Mr. Juice, I respect your resistance and your Moxy. BEETLEJUICE: Please dont make me beg. BEETLEJUICE: I KNOW THAT BARBARA! With a lovely family inside. THREE TIMES IN A ROW, IT MUST BE SPOKEN UNBROKEN. LYDIA: A SOUND THAT MEANS NO MORE CONDESCENDING ADULTS HANGING AROUND, BEETLEJUICE/LYDIA: EACH WAIL AND EACH MOAN. Beetlejuice tells the story of Lydia Deetz, a strange and unusual teenager obsessed with the whole "being dead thing." Lucky for Lydia, her new house is haunted by a recently deceased couple and Beetlejuice, a delightful demon with a real zest for life. All I have to do is convince Lydia to marry me. I sense your touch. This is all very believable. Unless I am paid upfront in cash, and learned that the hard way. Could I bring her back here? ADAM: Hang on. She goes back into the room. BEETLEJUICE: Yeah, time moves differently when youre dead, but boy does it move. 2019 Broadway Beetlejuice the Musical Songs with Lyrics. CHARLES: And, she wanted my blessing. From comedy to drama and everything in between, we hope that you can find one that you love. Where are you going? LYDIA: (to CHARLES.) NEVER MIND, HE'LL BE YOUR G-U-I-D-E TO THE OTHER SIDE, I'M THE B-TO-THE-DOUBLE-E-T-L-E TO THE J-U-I-C-E, BEETLEJUICE: I understand it's a lot to process, but, THE GOOD NEWS IS YOU AND YOUR SPOUSE DIED IN YOUR OWN HOUSE, THAT MEANS THE TWO OF YOU SHOULD STICK AROUND, A LITTLE ON THE POTTERY BARN AND DRY WHITE WINE SIDE, AS FOR ME, I'VE BEEN SCARING FOR MILLENNIA, I'M THE BIO-EXORCIST GIVING HOUSES ENEMAS, BEETLEJUICE AND ENSEMBLE: PUSH OUT ALL THE BREATHERS, BEETLEJUICE: AND I DO IT FOR THE LOVE OF IT, 'CAUSE THIS GUY HAPPENED TO BE PASSING BY, TO GIVE YOU CONTROL OF YOUR SOUL FOR THE WHOLE "BEING DEAD" THING (AH AH AH AH AH AH AH! I have been waiting for so long for you people to die, and now youre here and I just think were going to make such a great team, dont you? (Charles and Delia try a Hi-five) Oh, so close! Except her. BEETLEJUICE: Oh yeah? A fall from that height? DELIA: Why say doubt, when you can stop at do. Our whole life is in that house. I dont remember making a fire. Hope I didnt scare you (screams) ARITHMIA 1234. (a beat.) Dad theres ghosts! Ive never felt this before. I will, I just, OKAY FINE I WILL. Ah! CHARLES: Damnit! BEETLEJUICE: YES ADAM! ; Establishing Character Moment: Adam and the spider. Then they . Up the stairs! Adam, wanna do the honors? And he gave me this. Im Barbara, this is Adam. And speaking of, right on time! Whos there? Maybe I should answer for her. BARBARA: Handbook For The Recently Deceased? Its like against the law at my house. It couldve been bad! No one likes it, throw it out.. Take care of them. Careful Charles! CHARLES: Good! Every single time I finally feel like I start to belong, its Goodbye Delia Youre out of the band Delia Vishnu doesnt need more disciples Delia!. The doubts his . Its not a real marriage. Im invisible. CHARLES: Dont say that. Based on his/her attributes, we recommend you consider these audition pieces! Lydia, right now you are redirecting anger and deflecting pain and other terms I learned in my training. What are you talking about. Your moms dead, shes in the Netherworld. CHARLES: Lydia! BEETLEJUICE/LYDIA: THE SOUND OF HEART EXPLODING INSIDE A CHEST, BEETLEJUICE/LYDIA: AIN'T IT THE SWEETEST NOISE IN TOWN, THAT BEAUTIFUL SOUND. Yup, thats the one. Thank you for being here. OKAY! I gotta keep these two lovebirds here, with me so they can haunt their house Ahh! Join the StageAgent community Own that. Im bringing my mom back, and none of you can stop me! I asked you to send me a sign. Ah! AH AH AH! "PROLOGUE: INVISIBLE" ENSEMBLE: DAYLIGHT COME AND ME WAN' GO AH, AH, AH, AH, AH, AH, AH, AH PRIEST: In times like these, we have no words, we have only each other. She's now taking to TikTok to spread [] BEETLEJUICE: Well, yeah, because youre not recently deceased. *Our system only provides suggested monologues or songs for select characters if we have matching monologues and song information in our database. JUNO: Report to processing! Just a bunch of Howards and then you die. Its about love! ADAM: I dont mean her, I mean her family. BEETLEJUICE: Exorcism. ADAM: I know, I know, me too. BARBARA: Lydia, why did Beetlejuice give that to you? LYDIA: Really? Thank god. BEETLEJUICE: Its a figure of speech Adam, okay? And this, this is a business dinner! I never said-, LYDIA: You never say ANYTHING! I study death, I think like death, I spent a long holiday weekend in a Red Roof Inn with death! Hes a monster. This guy knows what Im talking about, I gotta get out of here! YEAH! They become caught up in the supernatural elements and try to get Lydia to realize what she really needs the most. I guess Ill just go. CHARLES: HELLO! SCIENCE MAKES NO SENSE WHO NEEDS EVIDENCE? *Our system only provides suggested monologues or songs for select characters if we have matching monologues and song information in our database. ADAM So, I asked Howard Junior to check in the back. What if Lydias in my head right now? Is this it? Thats great! LYDIA: No, it was adorable. BEETLEJUICE: Thank you! This is so wrong, your my employee, but also my lover! Theyre in the room with us. In the world of the dead? Mom!! I dont know what kind of game youre playing right now, but-. BUT NOTHING'S A CHORE WHEN YOU'RE RESTORING, APART FROM FRUSTRATION, PAIN, AND FINANCIAL DRAIN. Lets say we are dead thats bad, obviously, but hey, maybe! Delia! BEETLEJUICE: No. I am utterly alone. Whoever follows me will never walk in darkness, but will have the light of life." You are dead? If I get Maxie Dean in my corner, the investments will pour in. This is already the BEST exorcism Ive ever been to! LYDIA: YeahItd be terrible if we all let each other down, DELIA: (Rings Triangle.) My baby's got a body that doesnt quit and a brain that doesnt work! And I think Ill take a chance on life! You see Charles, as a life coach, I have but one enemy. God, why cant he just leave me alone? DELIA: Well, Im so happy for all of you. BARBARA: Adam, thats not why she doesnt like it here. Beetlejuice the Musical Script by Jesse. LYDIA: I dont know. We couldve been such a great team. I'm totally enchanted. Dont you get it? "Let's turn on the juice and see what shakes loose.". If you're a fan of Beetlejuice the Musical on Broadway, then you probably know Elizabeth Teeter. Because I too am attracted to Mr. Beetlejuice. And they have scorpions for teeth! Why would anyone wanna spend more time with their mother? And Lydia, I think Ill miss you most of all. BARBARA: Adam! Its finally time for you two to go to the Netherworld! Thats why youre stuck in the attic! Time. Dad, please. Its a little crooked. ADAM: I have an idea! Beetle..(bj covers her mouth) BJ: She's a little nervous. BEETLEJUICE: Spoiler Alert: shes never going to eat that sandwich! But first, I gotta toss the rule book. Can everybody see me? I need to really live, really connect! DELIA: Black reminds me of a funeral! Wait, why aren't you dancing? BEETLEJUICE: You heard the lady! Now normally, I would use a plumbline for this, but Im not too shabby with a freehand. Like these weirdos. BEETLEJUICE: ZOOBY DOOBY DOOBY, DOOBY DOP AND BOW! (a beat.) ADAM: My whole life flashed before my eyes! CHARLES: Lydia, this is a good thing. BEETLEJUICE: THAT IS THE SOUND, OF CLEAN, WHITE, SHORTS TURNING BROWN, LYDIA: THE SOUND OF A SCREAM, IS MUSIC TO ME, A SOUND THAT SAYS FIFTEEN YEARS FULL-TIME THERAPY, BEETLEJUICE: TRAUMA AND FEAR, IT SINGS IN MY EAR, BEETLEJUICE/LYDIA: AIN'T IT THE SWEETEST NOISE AROUND, THAT BEAUTIFUL SOUND. BEETLEJUICE Finished? (they scream.) Im going to find mom! (THE MAITLANDS nod.) LYDIA: I have been alone since my mom died! BEETLEJUICE: Wow! And life! What am I doing? We are father, daughter, and Delia. Its not a fad! Cmon. DELIA: I dont think thats how knock knock jokes work. DELIA: Dont worry Otho, well put you in the Soulbox! OH-OH-OH-OH-OH-OH-OH-OH. We left each other behind. CHARLES: Lydia, in twenty-four hours, Maxie Dean will be here to have dinner with our family. Lets draw the door. BARBARA: Cant you just scare the people for us? BEETLEJUICE: Uh, wait what? Ooh, ooh, somebody's at the door; alright, Let's make some more people scream! CHARLES: Delia Schlimmer, will you do me the honor of signing a prenuptial agreement and be my second wife? Its-. LYDIA: What? Im a dead guy, stuck in the world of the living with nothing, and no one to share it with. He was already dead. Lydia: i can't change anything. CHARLES: Thats insane, shes not(BEETLEJUICE uses his powers to shut up CHARLES. CHARLES: I see! LYDIA: I dont know how! CHARLES: Delia, there is nothing in your head. And now this is what you get. You saw that monster! CHARLES: My god, woman. JUNO: Oh, Lawrence, that was beautiful. In Conclusion: Beetlejuice the Musical Is Fantastic. NEIGHBOR: Hello?! And Im not gonna let you take it from her! 1."I am alone. . BARBARA: Yeah! ITS ALMOST A GIVEN THAT I WILL ALL SOON BE ALIVE. But youre sexy. LYDIA: Dad! Source: www.enca.com. I have a peephole; I can see you Youre scary, goodbye! NOW LETS SKIP THE TEARS AND START ON THE WHOLE YOU KNOW, AND IF I HEAR YOUR CELL PHONE RINGING, ILL KILL YOU MYSELF, BEETLEJUICE: YOURE, YOURE GONNA BE FINE, DIE, YOURE ALL GONNA DIE, YOURE ALL GONNA DIE, YEAH, I KNOW YOURE WOKE, BUT YOU CAN TAKE A JOKE HERE, AND EVERY SHOW I DO LIKE A TON OF COKE HERE, BEETLEJUICE: YOU'RE YOU'RE GONNA BE FINE, ENSEMBLE: DEATH IS TABOO, BUT IT'S HARDLY SOMETHING NEW, THERE'S NOTHING MEDICAL PROFESSIONALS CAN DO, BEETLEJUICE IF YOU DIE WHILE WATCHING THIS PERFORMANCE, THE SHOW WILL NOT STOP, AND ON A CERTAIN DATE, THE UNIVERSE KILLS YOU, SO, HOW BOUT WE ALL MAKE A START (DIES IRAE! But someone must have said Beetlejuice's name three times, because . BEETLEJUICE: Well, it doesnt matter if you say it Adam, THEY HAVE TO BE ALIVE! Buddy, thanks for coming, but we are dealing with a haunted house here. I brought you a pie?! ADAM: Im confused, you can see us without the sheets. We only provide suggested audition monologues or songs for an individual character if our system finds content that matches a character's traits. BARBARA: Excuse me, this is all happening very fast, we just died and now youre here, and now theyre here and-. What? beetlejuice baby, when you're toast you're toast and i'm the ghost you're gonna need the most you need a demon who's smart helping you master the art so how 'bout we all make a start on the whole, you know, let's face it mourners (cont'd) dies irae oh so irae dies irae dies irae dies irae ah ah mourners (cont'd) ah ah ah ah ah ah beetlejuice & mourners god i hope you're ready for . I havent always been such a good mother. And Im still here! Uh, maybe I should answer for her, okay? See you in hell, AGH, Im gone Im gonna use the door. But we just have to hold onto each other and live through it. I thought she was talking about us. Charles! These are the biggest changes that . Weve already said it a bunch of times! happy! About Lydia. The full DC BJ script We're gonna be rich! DELIA: Nope! Look, I know things have been difficult-. having plummeted off the Winter River Bridge. Dont you remember when we moved in? BEETLEJUICE: Boy, do you know how to pick em or what? BEETLEJUICE: Thats where tote bags come from. They can never take it away! IM TIRED OF TRYIN TO IRON OUT MY CREASES, HE WANTS ME TO SMILE AND CLAP LIKE A PERFORMING SEAL, YOU WONT BELIEVE THE MESS THAT WEVE BECOME, ARE YOU RECEIVING? Oh God, how I missed that sound. Is that why youre wearing those sheets? we have to go home! Both movie and musical have the same bones, yet there are many differences that change everything from minor details to major motivations. Then, the B-mans free and the mai tais are on me. (goes to kiss him, but gags.). Sorry! YOUVE JUST BEEN WAITING FOR THE PERFECT TEACHER. MAXINE: OH STOP! LYDIA: Does it say anything about summonings or seances? I thought these were twin sheets! DELIA: Knock Knock! I'm on the bench, but Coach. ADAM: (BARBARA screams.) New meat! Get the shrimp! DELIA: Life coaching! My dad never wants me to talk about her. It didn't work. Put er there! We take all these adult recreational classes, you know, ballroom dancing, backyard composting, ADAM: We just took this amazing glass blowing class. BEETLEJUICE: For a price. CHARLES: I already did change. Hes my white whale. ADAM: Oh! Do not be afraid. ADAM: Kill?!??!? GOODBYE CRUEL WORLD. Beetlejuice is a musical with music and lyrics by Eddie Perfect and book by Scott Brown and Anthony King.It is based on the 1988 film of the same name.The story concerns a deceased couple who try to haunt the new inhabitants of their former home and call for help from a devious bio-exorcist ghost named Betelgeuse (after the star; the name is pronounced and often spelled "Beetlejuice"), who is . You need a mother. LYDIA: I dont want your help. I wish I was dead! this hilarious musical tells the story of lydia deetz, a strange and unusual teenager whose whole life changes when she meets a recently deceased couple and a demon with a thing . Just like, what if Im never happy again? (BEETLEJUICE possesses BARBARA and ADAM.). We used to make the haunted houses in the garage, but, in the summer so no one expected it. You know what would make all this even more awesome? All ganging up against the mean lady from hell! BEETLEJUICE: Okay, plan B! Betelgeuse , Beetlejuice. Oh god, just the thought of that makes me so ANGRY! It is only when Lydia figures this out that she enters the stage of Acceptance, the final stage of the Kbler-Ross Grief Cycle (Gregory, 2021; Rogers, 2021). AND THE UNIVERSE WILL BE LIKE "I KNOW! Mom! Welcome, welcome, welcome! CHARLES: Lydia! It was all rundown and we didnt know if we were going to get through it. CHARLES: Where is the shrimp? Beetlejuice - Musical. All recently deceased individuals, form a line! I, myself, am strange and unusual." -Lydia Deetz. JUNO: Oh, look at you! Beetlejuice is a musical with music and lyrics by Eddie Perfect and book by Scott Brown and Anthony King. LYDIA: I dont know! ADAM: Yeah. THIS CRIB IS TOO PRECIOUS FOR PLACING A BABY INSIDE IT, YOUR SENSE OF PERFECTION IS JUST A REFLECTION THAT, YOU ARE NOT MENTALLY PREPARED TO MAKE ROOM FOR A KID. Give me just one more BEETLEJUICE: It's showtime! Youre all going to die. BEETLEJUICE: Wait, wait, wait COME ON! He is so mean to me! CHARLES: No, shes still too fragile. Hibiscus_Flower. : 1) Lollapalooza -- Created in 1991 as a farewell tour for Perry Farrell's band, it ran annually until 1997, and was revived in 2003. [speaks in Lydia's voice] Beetlejuice: I'm Lydia Deetz and I'm of sound mind. Death for the dead. You brought him to life, just so you could kill him? Gonna go on a little vision quest, find my dad. Tagged: Rhymes, Juice, Loose. Your father was trying to hide you from us. CHARLES:Yes, but we have to move forward! I'M GONNA MAKE HIM SAY MY NAME, I'LL MAKE HIM SAY MY NAME (MAKE HIM SAY YOUR NAME). But when angst . I'm so glad you changed your mind. LYDIA: The Netherworld? And its not fair, you know? Home Explore Songbook Top Artists Groups Apps Get VIP. ), BEETLEJUICE: HEY ITS GREAT THAT YOU ATE UP MY PLAN, NOW THE POOCH HAS BEEN SCREWED AND THE SHIT HIT THE FAN, BEETLEJUICE: YOU MESSED WITH THE WRONG BOOK. Living girl! ADAM: Again, we do not want to kill anyone! You said you would help us! DELIA: But what if its Lydia? ONE DAY YOU MAY WAKE UP ALONE, DELIA: 'CAUSE YOUR HUSBAND AND HIS BOYFRIEND BOUGHT A BOAT AND THEN THEY SAILED AWAY TO ROME, DELIA: SO YOU CRY YOURSELF TO SLEEP IN DEEP DESPAIR, TALKIN' TO THE WALLS 'CAUSE THERE'S NO ONE THERE, 'CAUSE THAT'S YOUR LAST CHANCE TO HAVE A FAMILY, THAT YOUR AGING ASS WILL HAVE TO BELIEVE THAT , A LITTLE "I AM STILL YOUNG!!!" Now heres the problem. LYDIA: Hey Maybe we can help each other. It's our house now, kid! Yes, Beetlejuice, THE MUSICAL, which opened on the Great White Way on April 25, 2019 and closed, due to the COVID-19 pandemic on March 10, 2020, and reopened on April 8, 2022 permanently closed . You see, the living ignore the dead. BARBARA: Were just a normal couple. That was an old Scandinavian folk song. Of course I might have to get a little mean. An infinite abyss of nothing! EVEN, LIKE, A TAX ATTORNEY WOULD'VE BEEN BETTER, SOMEBODY WITH GRAVITAS SOMEBODY TO FEAR WHO, ADAM: Excuse me, Mr. Beetlejuice we can kind of hear you. Its the perfect weapon to help you vanquish your ghost. Hey Lydia, check this out Dance break! Thats the problem! Im not sure youre equipped. Now after you scare them, while theyre still quaking in terror, you make them say this! 5. We invisibles have to stick together! BEETLEJUICE: Why do you gotta be so hard on me, Mom? You are tougher than you look. BEETLEJUICE: (snaps fingers and the Sandworm attacks) Thats why not! She would start drinking, and Id be like Mom stop drinking. Also, no liquids! And he's to blame. Call 9-1-1! LYDIA: Wow, this is going to be such an interesting night! This is not working out. To the dead. Ages 12-17: Camp Broadway Ensemble @ Carnegie Hall. youre getting really comfy with the whole being dead thing! Smash. Beetlejuice truly hits me in a special part of my heart. ADAM: Barbara, run! Did you think I wasnt coming back? The musical premiered at the National Theatre, Washington, D.C. in October 2018, prior to opening on Broadway at the Winter Garden Theatre on April 25, 2019. CHARLES: Sweet Jesus, Delia we need a real exorcist! OH! SO WE MIGHT AS WELL WALK THROUGH SOME WALLS, 'CAUSE ADAM, WE'RE READY AS WE'LL EVER GET, I GOTTA GET RIGHT OUTSIDE MY COMFORT ZONE. Please, dont spin the wheel! UNLESS THEY GET THE FRIGHT OF THEIR LIVES (YES YES, WE'RE FEELIN' IT, THEY'RE GONNA FEEL IT, WE'RE KILLIN' IT! We did kill someone though. LYDIA: But were moving forward!, right? 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